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▲: my name is dave and i wish i was as cool as that john egbert guy!
▲: hehehe
▼: the giggling gave you away bro
▲: aww man
▼: try again next time
▲: is this dave?
▼: no this is john egderp cant you tell by how dorky i am
▲: what? nooo that's not me!
▼: youre right youre more like
▼: derp derp! derp!
▲: no way, i'm definitely cooler than that!
▼: yeah with your crush on nic cage
▲: no way you just don't understand
▲: it's deeper than a crush
▲: but in a no homo way
▼: shit bro how is that supposed to be taken in a no homo way
▲: see you just don't understand!!!
▼: alright calm yourself egbert
▲: fine fine
▼: just some teasing thats all
▼: its not like i think you want to make out with the guy
▲: oh nooo!
▲: that would be so creepy
▼: it would be creepy for anyone
▼: since nic cage is creepy
▲: he's not creepy!
▲: he's just misunderstoof.
▲: *misunderstoof
▲: uh
▲: ignore that double typo
▼: pfft smooth
▲: it happens!
▲: even to you i bet!
▼: only in the most ironic of ways
▲: hehehe, you and your irony.
▼: it is me
▲: you're so ironic it's crazy!
▼: you wish you could be as ironic as me
▲: oh man i don't think i could handle that!
▼: poor egbert
▼: doomed to be a dork forever
▲: i am not a dork!
▼: uh huh sure
▲: come on what will it take for me to change your mind?
▼: im pretty sure it cant be changed bro
▼: you are the dork
▲: you sure?
▼: yep
▲: that's not fair at all!
▲: let's talk about something else, i don't like this topic anymore.
▼: alright what are you up to
▲: umm, nothing really
▲: in fact i'm so bored!
▼: then why not do something
▲: like what though?
▼: talk to me
▼: the best thing to do
▲: well yeah but what about?
▼: you really have nothing to talk about
▲: well wouldn't it be ironic for you to start a conversation for once?
▲: so you should do it!
▼: if i tease you youll start flipping out again
▲: i never said you should tease me!
▲: teasing is never fun or cool!!!
▼: that is where we disagree
▲: how is teasing fun?
▼: you react hilariously
▲: it's not fun for me...
▼: does it really bother you that much
▲: no.
▲: well.
▲: kinda.
▼: why
▲: if i say you'll tease me even more!
▼: well shit then we have a problem dont we
▲: i'll say.
▼: so what do we do
▲: how about we...i got nothing
▲: come on take the lead!
▼: well bro you can let me tease you more or you can tell me whats up
▲: alright!
▲: umm...
▼: well
▲: i will tell you exactly what is up!
▼: go on
▲: i am sitting...at my computer...reading your text!
▲: hehe
▼: wow
▼: exciting
▲: i sense some sarcasm!
▼: sorry guess rose has sunk her claws into me
▲: oh no!
▲: now you will be all grimdark!
▼: woe is me
▲: aww don't be all grimdark.
▲: that's not cool!
▲: and you...you're cool!
▼: i cant help it shes in my brain
▼: psychoanalyzing me
▲: i would save you but, i know if you try hard enough you can save yourself! hehe
▼: what you arent going to come to my rescue
▼: i am hurt
▲: sorry but you don't seem like the damsel in distress kinda guy.
▼: how rude
▲: man that would be so awkward if you were the damsel in distress and i had to save you!
▲: that's just not you.
▼: i guess even i cant pretend something weird like that
▼: im more the knight type after all
▲: hehe yeah.
▲: then what does that make me?
▼: the jester
▲: i can see that!
▼: rose is the evil witch of course
▲: and jade?
▼: jade is probably a goofy fairy or some shit
▲: then who is the damsel in distress that needs saving from her knight in shining armor?
▼: good question
▲: hmm.
▼: i guess you could be the jester in distress
▲: aww dave! why me?
▼: jade knows how to use a rifle thats why
▲: damn you jade!
▼: poor john
▲: poor me!
▼: youll probably be fine just give rose cake or something
▼: tell her not to eat you
▲: she wouldn't eat me!
▲: ...would she?
▼: she might
▼: you probably taste like cake anyway
▲: ugh i probably do! i've had so much cake forced down my throat throughout my life!
▼: you are the only kid i know who hates cake
▲: when you've had as much as cake as i have!
▲: i can't even imagine liking cake anymore...
▼: that is actually kind of terrible
▲: it is not!
▼: what do you even do on your birthday
▲: i tell dad no more cake! but he doesn't listen!
▲: so we have an epic battle!
▼: that is the weirdest shit ive ever heard
▲: i'm probably made of cake!
▼: not the worst fate
▲: it is to me!
▲: i'm made of cake! people might eat me!
▼: watch yourself john
▼: you poor delicious boy
▲: no homo!!!
▼: mind in the gutter
▲: well...shut up!
▲: i just
▲: damn it!
▼: whoa okay sorry
▼: calm down
▲: i am calm!
▼: that sounded pretty un calm to me
▲: you just called me delicious!
▼: and
▲: that's...that could be taken as an advance!
▼: only if you take it that way
▼: you were the one saying youre made out of cake
▲: oh man i guess you're right
▲: ugh this is embarassing!
▼: dont worry about it
▲: alright.
▼: im used to you doing derpy stuff like that
▲: i'm not sure if that's comforting!
▼: look are you uptight about something
▲: what do you mean?
▼: you seem kind of uptight
▲: about what?
▼: i dont know im just saying
▲: well i'm perfectly normal!
▼: and yet you wont let me tease you
▲: well teasing is just rude!
▼: its what i do
▲: do you ever not tease?
▼: nope
▲: dave, teasing isn't good! it gets people frustrated!
▼: so
▼: thats kind of the point
▲: yeah but frustration is...well...frustrating!
▲: i am frustrated dave!
▼: well no shit i couldnt tell
▲: D:
▼: john look is something wrong or what
▲: i'm fine!
▲: honest!
▲: i swear!
▼: i dont believe you but okay
▲: okay.
▼: yeah so
▲: so...
▼: guess ill be going then
▲: wait...dave...
▼: what
▲: something is wrong.
▼: no kidding
▲: can we talk? as in bro to bro status?
▼: do you really have to ask
▲: ugh alright.
▲: here it goes.
▼: go for it
▲: so...i know i always say no homo but...i'm not so sure...and it's really been making me paranoid!
▼: so you are attracted to men
▲: well...er...yeah.
▼: oh
▲: and...more specifically...
▲: you dave...
▼: ...me
▲: yeah...
▼: i see
▲: oh god i made things really awkward i never should have said anything!
▼: calm down okay
▲: sorry it's just all kind of intense now!
▼: yeah i guess it is
▲: i understand if you don't feel the same way...
▲: just spare me the embarrassment and let me down easy ok?
▼: honestly john
▼: ive kind of liked you for a long time
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▲: my name is dave and i wish i was as cool as that john egbert guy!
▲: hehehe
▼: the giggling gave you away bro
▲: aww man
▼: try again next time
▲: is this dave?
▼: no this is john egderp cant you tell by how dorky i am
▲: what? nooo that's not me!
▼: youre right youre more like
▼: derp derp! derp!
▲: no way, i'm definitely cooler than that!
▼: yeah with your crush on nic cage
▲: no way you just don't understand
▲: it's deeper than a crush
▲: but in a no homo way
▼: shit bro how is that supposed to be taken in a no homo way
▲: see you just don't understand!!!
▼: alright calm yourself egbert
▲: fine fine
▼: just some teasing thats all
▼: its not like i think you want to make out with the guy
▲: oh nooo!
▲: that would be so creepy
▼: it would be creepy for anyone
▼: since nic cage is creepy
▲: he's not creepy!
▲: he's just misunderstoof.
▲: *misunderstoof
▲: uh
▲: ignore that double typo
▼: pfft smooth
▲: it happens!
▲: even to you i bet!
▼: only in the most ironic of ways
▲: hehehe, you and your irony.
▼: it is me
▲: you're so ironic it's crazy!
▼: you wish you could be as ironic as me
▲: oh man i don't think i could handle that!
▼: poor egbert
▼: doomed to be a dork forever
▲: i am not a dork!
▼: uh huh sure
▲: come on what will it take for me to change your mind?
▼: im pretty sure it cant be changed bro
▼: you are the dork
▲: you sure?
▼: yep
▲: that's not fair at all!
▲: let's talk about something else, i don't like this topic anymore.
▼: alright what are you up to
▲: umm, nothing really
▲: in fact i'm so bored!
▼: then why not do something
▲: like what though?
▼: talk to me
▼: the best thing to do
▲: well yeah but what about?
▼: you really have nothing to talk about
▲: well wouldn't it be ironic for you to start a conversation for once?
▲: so you should do it!
▼: if i tease you youll start flipping out again
▲: i never said you should tease me!
▲: teasing is never fun or cool!!!
▼: that is where we disagree
▲: how is teasing fun?
▼: you react hilariously
▲: it's not fun for me...
▼: does it really bother you that much
▲: no.
▲: well.
▲: kinda.
▼: why
▲: if i say you'll tease me even more!
▼: well shit then we have a problem dont we
▲: i'll say.
▼: so what do we do
▲: how about we...i got nothing
▲: come on take the lead!
▼: well bro you can let me tease you more or you can tell me whats up
▲: alright!
▲: umm...
▼: well
▲: i will tell you exactly what is up!
▼: go on
▲: i am sitting...at my computer...reading your text!
▲: hehe
▼: wow
▼: exciting
▲: i sense some sarcasm!
▼: sorry guess rose has sunk her claws into me
▲: oh no!
▲: now you will be all grimdark!
▼: woe is me
▲: aww don't be all grimdark.
▲: that's not cool!
▲: and you...you're cool!
▼: i cant help it shes in my brain
▼: psychoanalyzing me
▲: i would save you but, i know if you try hard enough you can save yourself! hehe
▼: what you arent going to come to my rescue
▼: i am hurt
▲: sorry but you don't seem like the damsel in distress kinda guy.
▼: how rude
▲: man that would be so awkward if you were the damsel in distress and i had to save you!
▲: that's just not you.
▼: i guess even i cant pretend something weird like that
▼: im more the knight type after all
▲: hehe yeah.
▲: then what does that make me?
▼: the jester
▲: i can see that!
▼: rose is the evil witch of course
▲: and jade?
▼: jade is probably a goofy fairy or some shit
▲: then who is the damsel in distress that needs saving from her knight in shining armor?
▼: good question
▲: hmm.
▼: i guess you could be the jester in distress
▲: aww dave! why me?
▼: jade knows how to use a rifle thats why
▲: damn you jade!
▼: poor john
▲: poor me!
▼: youll probably be fine just give rose cake or something
▼: tell her not to eat you
▲: she wouldn't eat me!
▲: ...would she?
▼: she might
▼: you probably taste like cake anyway
▲: ugh i probably do! i've had so much cake forced down my throat throughout my life!
▼: you are the only kid i know who hates cake
▲: when you've had as much as cake as i have!
▲: i can't even imagine liking cake anymore...
▼: that is actually kind of terrible
▲: it is not!
▼: what do you even do on your birthday
▲: i tell dad no more cake! but he doesn't listen!
▲: so we have an epic battle!
▼: that is the weirdest shit ive ever heard
▲: i'm probably made of cake!
▼: not the worst fate
▲: it is to me!
▲: i'm made of cake! people might eat me!
▼: watch yourself john
▼: you poor delicious boy
▲: no homo!!!
▼: mind in the gutter
▲: well...shut up!
▲: i just
▲: damn it!
▼: whoa okay sorry
▼: calm down
▲: i am calm!
▼: that sounded pretty un calm to me
▲: you just called me delicious!
▼: and
▲: that's...that could be taken as an advance!
▼: only if you take it that way
▼: you were the one saying youre made out of cake
▲: oh man i guess you're right
▲: ugh this is embarassing!
▼: dont worry about it
▲: alright.
▼: im used to you doing derpy stuff like that
▲: i'm not sure if that's comforting!
▼: look are you uptight about something
▲: what do you mean?
▼: you seem kind of uptight
▲: about what?
▼: i dont know im just saying
▲: well i'm perfectly normal!
▼: and yet you wont let me tease you
▲: well teasing is just rude!
▼: its what i do
▲: do you ever not tease?
▼: nope
▲: dave, teasing isn't good! it gets people frustrated!
▼: so
▼: thats kind of the point
▲: yeah but frustration is...well...frustrating!
▲: i am frustrated dave!
▼: well no shit i couldnt tell
▲: D:
▼: john look is something wrong or what
▲: i'm fine!
▲: honest!
▲: i swear!
▼: i dont believe you but okay
▲: okay.
▼: yeah so
▲: so...
▼: guess ill be going then
▲: wait...dave...
▼: what
▲: something is wrong.
▼: no kidding
▲: can we talk? as in bro to bro status?
▼: do you really have to ask
▲: ugh alright.
▲: here it goes.
▼: go for it
▲: so...i know i always say no homo but...i'm not so sure...and it's really been making me paranoid!
▼: so you are attracted to men
▲: well...er...yeah.
▼: oh
▲: and...more specifically...
▲: you dave...
▼: ...me
▲: yeah...
▼: i see
▲: oh god i made things really awkward i never should have said anything!
▼: calm down okay
▲: sorry it's just all kind of intense now!
▼: yeah i guess it is
▲: i understand if you don't feel the same way...
▲: just spare me the embarrassment and let me down easy ok?
▼: honestly john
▼: ive kind of liked you for a long time
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John and Dave and Feelings
▲: i'm not gay!
▼: sure your not bro
▲: i'm not!
▼: its okay you know
▼: you can come out of the closet now
▲: everyone seems to think i am!
▲: what? no!
▼: everyone knows your not a homosexual john
▲: there are no closets to be stepping out of.
▼: except me
▼: i see the way you look bro
▼: no excuses
▼: just tell me
▼: im your bro
▲: no, but. dave!
▼: you can trust me
▲: i'm not.
▲: i'm really really not.
▼: sure
▼: and im not cool
▲: no but you are cool!
▲: you are the coolest of cool.
Literature
John x Dave
"John! WHAT-WHAT ARE YOU LOO- what are you lookin' at?" I have to keep my cool. Yelling and freaking out is clearly out of my totally cool, and some may say slightly ironic, character. But...
John is staring straight at my computer. Reading a pesterlog that caught his eye. Because his name is in it.
TT: I also took a moment to check on John.
TG: how is he
TT: I can't see him anymore. Just his empty house.
TT: But I did talk to him briefly.
TG: i should probably text him soon
TG: see whats up
TG: because
TG: i love him
TT: I know.
"Dave..." John began.
"D-dude. I can explain."
"Aw, that's alright."
John smirked. "So who's the luc
Literature
Trickster John and Davesprite
▲: hehehe
▲: hello?
▲: is anyone there?
▼: sup
▼: who are you
▲: im john silly
▲: hehe
▲: hi davesprite!
▼: you type like egbert
▲: hehehe
▲: of course i type like me
▲: what's wrong with you
▼: what
▼: why is your text a nauseating shade of pink
▲: hehehe
▲: aww
▲: i like it~
▼: what
▲: he
▼: egbert did you hit your head or something
▲: hehehe
▲: why are you freaking out so much davesprite?
▲: im fine
▼: im not freaking out
▲: he
▼: the pink is just annoying
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Stereotypical Dave/John convo.
NO HOMO?
REALLY?
OK MAYBE. FOR YOU.
I LIKE YOU TOO.
John: Me
Dave: ?
NO HOMO?
REALLY?
OK MAYBE. FOR YOU.
I LIKE YOU TOO.
John: Me
Dave: ?
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